"It's impervious to stains."
2004-03-30 // 10:22 a.m.

listening to: "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand

wearing: pyjamas

thinking: Must do laundry.

I never had too much love for Jerry Seinfeld when his show was still on the air, but afterwards, I remember watching his comedy special and giggling madly for hours. There's just something about him that amuses me. So, I was quite excited to find out that he did an American Express "webisode" in which he hangs out with Superman (voiced by the equally funny Patrick Warburton). Go here and click on the film cannister labeled "Uniform" to see what I'm talking about. There's a cheesy American Express plug in the middle of it, but other than that, I find it quite charming.

Miss Black

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The Dread Pirate Roberts :: 2004-2004 :: RIP
2004-03-30 // 12:02 a.m.

I held a tiny funeral for the Dread Pirate Roberts earlier. I said my goodbyes, then gave him an honourable flush down the old throne. Poor guy. He lasted only a month.

I'm keeping my eye on Satan from now on. Crowley and Mr. Sark will not suffer the same cruel fate.

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Another day, another template.
2004-03-29 // 11:55 p.m.

Yes, darling ones, I've changed layouts once again. I spent hours and hours searching for the perfect template, and I really like this one. I think it suits my personality better than the last one. I'm not the dreamy type. I've also decided to try using the weblog style, so that I can write shorter, more frequent entries. It's a revolution!

Laney and I are watching Queer As Folk, and she's upset about Ted making Emmett use drugs. I'm just happy that they're playing Massive Attack. Because I'm weird like that. Mmm, boy porn.

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