Alright, so I realize how absolutely hypocritical it is of me, considering the title and subject of my last post, but I am unbelievably excited about this movie. And before you get all righteous on my ass and say "But, Miss Black, you said you hated cowboys...", let me just say: Shut up. They're not just any cowboys. They're Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as GAY cowboys! There's going to be hot, honest-to-goodness, boy on boy ack-shun! You may not be able to see it, but I am jazz hands-ing like crazy right now. That's how happy I am.

I knew boy kissage was going to be the next big thing. I said so to Hanz the other day, who replied that "Nobody wants to see boys kissing, because boys are ugly and bumpy and gross. Girls kissing, on the other hand, is sexy because they're all smooth and beautiful." To which I replied "If guys are so ugly and bumpy and gross, why the hell would any girls want to make out with them? We'd all be lesbians." A pause. "Stop grinning like that. If all girls were lesbians, you would never get laid." A pause. "You're not even listening. You're thinking of lesbians."

Idiot.

Watched Smallville last night. *sniff* My poor Lex got the shit punched out of him by Jonathan Taylor "Monkeyfucker" Thomas. That short bastard will pay. And then, he got his brain fried by his own father. *sob* Why do people always gotta be hatin' on my boyfriend!?! At least Clark tried to save him (finally). He's off my hit list. His dad and that little shit Pete are so on it now, though, after trying to convince Clark to leave Lex in the hospital. What the fuck? Cuz apparently, it's alright for them to potentially turn Lex into a vegetable, just as long as Clark's secret doesn't get out? Bullshit. They don't even know if Lex would do anything. He was in that instution for a MONTH and he didn't say anything to anyone. Urg! At this point, I don't care what evil crimes Lex commits in the future, because the assholes around him will deserve it. In fact, I'd cheer him on with fucking pompoms. At any rate, there was the GAYEST HUG OF ALL TIME at the end of the ep. Lingering, eyes-closed, no pounds-on-the-back deliciousness. Seriously, I was fully convinced that Lex was going in for a smooch at first, but then I remembered I wasn't watching HBO. Damn it.

Also, why is it that I'm strangely attracted to Shawn Ashmore in X2, but on Smallville? Blech. Maybe it's the glasses. He looks like Creepy Scrawny Geekboy on that show. But Bobby? Mmmyeah... Speaking of X2, haven't watched that in a while.

*wanders away*

Miss Black

Listening to: "Milkshake" by Kelis, thanks to a fellow TWoPer. I have images of Sark singing the chorus. High-larious.

Reading: "Idoru" by William Gibson. Bought it years and years ago, read it once, and that was it. I can't even remember if I liked it the first time. We shall see.

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