Funniest slip of the tongue today: "Nail Jesus to the crotch."

Previous funniest slip of the tongue: "I have to go pick up a jug of cock."

I swear to *insert deity*, I have some weird ass form of Tourret's syndrome/dyslexia. Who the fuck says "cock" instead of "milk"? I mean I guess "crotch" is sort of similar to "cross" (I was talking about that Mel Gibson movie, FYI), but "cock"?

I worry me.

My friend P and I have discovered that we are dirty old ladies. Every time we go out drinking, without exception, we try to get two guys to kiss. Every time. I don't know why. Well, I do, because two cute boys making out is just about the hottest thing EVER, but still, I would never put up with a guy trying to get me to make out with a chick for show. Why do I expect a 'mo show from them? I'm not saying that I want them to throw each other down and start sucking each other's cocks, but a little tongue-on-tongue action would be nice. If network television would take some cues from HBO, I wouldn't have to do this. Clex 4eva, y'all! Fuck, but I'm a perv...

Speaking of same sex kissage, one of my roommate's drunk friends told me that she's bisexual, and I said "Oh, yeah?" She looked shocked, like she was expecting some kind of emotional reaction. Dude, it's 2004. Being bi isn't that big of a fucking deal. Hell, I talk about Jennifer Garner so much, I question my own sexuality at times, so I'm not going to go pass judgement on other people's. I think she was just looking for attention. Or trying to get in my pants. Heh. Too bad for her, cuz I love the cock.

[...] Too much?

Miss Black

Listening to: "C'mon C'mon" by the Von Bondies.

Reading: "Good Omens"

Edited to add: How fucking appropriate is it that as soon as I posted this entry, somebody sent me this? Heh. Awesome.

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