I was bored, so I filled this out.

Last Cigarette:: last summer

Last Alcoholic Drink:: last Sunday, immediately after Alias

Last Car Ride:: Sunday, to the library

Last Kiss:: Too long ago to remember.

Last Good Cry:: The night before I left home after Christmas vacation.

Last Library Books checked out:: “Mr. Palomar” by Italo Calvino; “Love in the Time of Cholera” by Gabriel Garcia Marquez; “Good Omens” by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Last Movie Seen in Theatres:: “Return of the King”

Last Book Read:: “Good Omens”

Last Movie Rented:: “Whalerider”

Last Cuss Word Uttered:: Motherfucker

Last Beverage Drank:: Diet Coke

Last Food Consumed:: english muffin with cheese

Last Crush:: The married guy that works at my grocery store. And Sark.

Last Phone Call:: My sisters.

Last TV Show Watched:: The O.C.

Last Time Showered:: This afternoon.

Last Shoes Worn:: Black leather boots with plaid lining.

Last CD Played:: Best of Bowie

Last Item Bought:: Hershey’s Almonds & Toffee chocolate bar

Last Download:: “Rejected” cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt

Last Annoyance:: My parents asking where their money is.

Last Disappointment:: Alias

Last Soda Drank:: Diet Coke

Last Thing Written:: a Syd/Sark piece called “Transparent Pour Elle Seule”

Last Key Used:: mail key

Last Word Spoken:: “Bye.”

Last Sleep:: I had a nap at around three.

Last IM:: Lyndzi

Last Sexual Fantasy:: Um, Sark and Simon. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Last Weird Encounter:: A stranger at a party told me I had a good phone sex voice. That was pretty weird.

Last Ice Cream Eaten:: Coffee Crisp with Café Mocha syrup. I have a problem.

Last Time Amused:: Two seconds ago, talking to my bro.

Last Time Wanting To Die:: Watching Sark slobber over Lauren on Sunday. (…) Oh, you said “die”, not “cry”.

Last Time In Love:: Never. Unless Lex Luthor counts.

Last Time Hugged:: Saturday night. Drunk hugs are funny.

Last Time Scolded:: Fifteen minutes ago, by my mom. Geez.

Last Time Resentful:: An hour ago, about having to live with my stupid roommates.

Last Chair Sat In:: The one at the computer.

Last Lipstick Used:: Pink Rimmel Lip Vinyl

Last Underwear Worn:: a red and black pair with a classified ad on the front.

Last Bra Worn:: Red and black. Very racy. Oh la la!

Last Shirt Worn:: My red DC shirt. Can’t beat the junior boys’ section.

Last Webpage Visited:: Cover Me

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Miss Black also contributes to a David Anders/Sark site under the name Chaton Espion. Feel free to visit her there if you'd like to witness the terrifying depths of obsession.