I hate my roommate. HATE. I mentioned a while ago that one of them (or both) has been eating my food. Well, this weekend one of them went home. Laney's in Vancouver, so it was just me and Tab. I had a pretty decent weekend, even went out to a party with her on Saturday (granted, it was for lack of anything better to do, but still). Yesterday, I opened my cupboard to make some yummy delicious Gardennay soup, and she'd taken one! And Gardennay ain't no cheap shit, my friends. It's like, $3 a carton. Whore. So, I pick a different soup, then I open the fridge to fry myself up a grilled cheese sandwich to go with my soup, and the bitch ate my bread, cheese, salsa (again) and most of my jar of dill pickles! AAAAAH!

I'm going to fucking KILL her. I've told her before that I hate it when people take my shit without asking. So, what does she do? Lies to my goddamn face about it, and then continues on her merry way. And did she think I wouldn't notice that most of my groceries would go missing the weekend only she was in the house? Did she think I wouldn't know it was her?!? MOTHERFUCKER.

On top of this, she forgot her fucking keys AGAIN, and rang the doorbell for a fucking half hour at 4 in the morning. I let her stand out there for as long as I could bear the ringing before I stomped to the door, wrenched the door open, glared at her, stomped back to my room and slammed the door. All to the tune of "Oh, I'm soooo sorry. Really. Oh my god, Sarah, I'm soooo sorry." If you were really that fucking sorry, then YOU WOULD STOP FUCKING DOING IT. I'm tempted to take her keys and cram them down her goddamn throat so that she NEVER loses them again. Stupid, fucking cunt. FUCK.

I'm beyond fucking pissed. I wrote her a really bitchy note, telling her to stop eating my food, and that she can go ahead and pay me $20 for the food she ate this weekend, and that I'm not letting her in the house anymore. We all forget our keys once in awhile, but with her it's Every. Damn. Week.

Bob in Heaven help me, I think I might have to resort to violence with this one.

Arg!

Miss Black

Listening to: The sound of me, choking on my own rage.

Reading: "How to Deal with Bad Roommates (And how to dispose of the bodies)" by Quentin P. Fuckoffanddie

Watching: Visions of destruction and doom.

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